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Commonly misspelled names

 

Most of you people are phenomenally stupid and so you won’t ever learn from your many, many mistakes. For instance, there are lots of personal names — including pen names and fictitious characters — that you persistently misspell. I have collected & corrected your false spellings and misconceptions in the following list. These are not just some simple, unique typing errors but obstinate fallacies concerning the correct spelling of these names. Especially the Americans seem to be the true illiterates here. Also, Helsingin Sanomat is an invaluable source of information in this respect.

The Russian names are given in the Finnish forms, however, because the letters Š and Ž and Ё give rise to laziness and misconceptions. In Modern English you don’t have any standard for transliteration, so you cannot make any mistakes either. (The Finnish transliterations are made according to SFS 4900.) — Also, the list is in Finnish alphabetical order, just to annoy foreigners.

You can send me more of these, but you have to find my e-mail address first — hope you can manage that.

Other corrective resources that I have come by:

Last update: March 10th, 2024.

 

The List

 

Correct Form Misspelling(s)
Theodor W. Adorno Theodore W. Adorno
Carl Aejmelaeus Carl Aejmalaeus
Hans Christian Andersen Hans Christian Anderssen
Hans Christian Anderson
Amos Anderson Amos Andersson
Jüri Arrak Juri Arrak
Dan Aykroyd Dan Ackroyd
Milton Babbitt Milton Babbit
Johann Sebastian Bach Johan Sebastian Bach
Vivica Bandler Viveca Bandler
Samuel Beckett Samuel Becket
David Beckham David Beckam
Ludwig van Beethoven Ludvig van Beethoven
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Antony Blinken Anthony Blinken
Colby Buzzell Colby Buzzel
Rudolf Carnap Rudolph Carnap
Lewis Carroll * Lewis Carrol
Lewis Caroll
Lewis Carol
Mihály Csíkszentmihályi Mihalyi Csikszentmihalyi
Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Bruce Davison Bruce Davidson
Charles Dickens Charles Dickins
Charles Dodgson Charles Dodson
Charles Dogson
Feliks Dzeržinski
(Феликс Дзержинский)
Felix Dzeržinski
Felix Dzerzhinski
Iosif Vissarionovitš Džugašvili
(Иосиф Виссарионович Джугашвили)
Josif Vissarionovitš Džugašvili
Josif Vissarionovitsh Dzhugashvili
Josef Vissarionovitsh Dzhugashvili
Antonín Dvořák Anton Dvořák
Antonín Dvorák
Antonin Dvorak
Hanns Eisler Hans Eisler
Max Eitingon Max Eitington
Gabriel Fahrenheit Gabriel Farenheit
Gabriel Fahreinheit
Gabriel Fareinheit
T. Josephus Flavius T. Josefus Flavius
Antony Flew Anthony Flew
Alma Fohström Alma Fohrström
Michel Foucault Michael Foucault
Michel Focault
Nils-Eric Fougstedt Nils-Erik Fougstedt
Sigmund Freud Siegmund Freud
Sigmund Freund
Mohandas K. Gandhi Mohandas K. Ghandi
Philip Glass Philipp Glass
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Johann Wilhelm Goethe
Maksim Gorki *
(Максим Горький)
Maxim Gorki
Maksim Gorgi
Stephen Jay Gould Steven Gould
Edvard Grieg Edward Grieg
Sofija Gubaidulina
(София Губайдулина)
Sofia Gubaidulina
Natalja Gutman
(Наталья Гутман)
Natalia Gutman
Natalija Gutman
Наталия Гутман
Jussi Halla-aho Jussi Halla-Aho
Lasse Hallström Lasse Hallstrom
Lasse Hällström
Bernard Herrmann Bernard Hermann
Bernard Herrman
Heinrich Hoffmann Heinrich Hoffman
Hugo von Hofmannsthal Hugo von Hoffmannsthal
Hugo von Hofmannstahl
Nikita Hruštšov
(Никита Хрущёв)
Nikita Hrutshev
Nikita Hrushtshev
Nikita Hrustsev
Nikita Hruštšev
Christiaan Huygens Christian Huygens
Christian Huyghens
Ifigeneia
(Ιφιγένεια)
Ifigenia
Jeremy Irons Jeromy Irons
Émile Jaques-Dalcroze Émile Jacques-Dalcroze
Fredric Jameson Frederick Jameson
Frederic Jameson
Fredrick Jameson
Tove Jansson Tove Jannson
Tove Jannsen
Ernest Jones Ernst Jones
Jüri Järvet Juri Jarvet
Juri Järvet
Yuri Jarvet
Yuri Yarvet
Youri Yarvet
Pietari Kalm
(Pehr Kalm)
Peter Calm
Gorden Kaye Gordon Kaye
Liisa Keltikangas-Järvinen Liisa Keltinkangas-Järvinen
Krzysztof Kieślowski Krzysztof Kieslowski
Krysztof Kieslowski
Jevgeni Kisin
(Евгений Кисин)
Jevgeni Kissin
Nikke Knatterton
(Nick Knatterton)
Nikke Knakkerton
Nikke Knattertton
Platon Kuzmitš Kovaljov
(Платон Кузьмич Ковалёв)
Platon Kuzmitš Kovalev
Platon Kuzmitsh Kovalev
Sergei Koroljov
(Сергей Королёв)
Sergei Korolev
Hermann Kretzschmar Hermann Kretschmar
Hermann Kretchmar
Pertti Kurikka Pentti Kurikka
Wifredo Lam Wilfredo Lam
Vytautas Landsbergis Vitautas Landsbergis
Susanne Langer Suzanne Langer
Leonardo da Vinci Leonardo Da Vinci
Jerrold Levinson Jerold Levinson
A. A. Liébeault A. A. Liébault
Marjana Lipovšek Marjana Lipovshek
Marjana Lipovsek
Franz Liszt Franz Listz
Aleksei Ljubimov
(Алексей Любимов)
Aleksei Lybimov
Alexei Lybimov
Alexei Lubimov
Desmond Llewelyn Desmond Llewellyn
Aleksandr Lurija
(Александр Лурия)
Aleksandr Luria
Alexander Luria
Rauni-Leena Luukanen-Kilde Rauni-Leena Luukkanen-Kilde
Markus Lång Marcus Lång
Marcus Lang
Markus Lang
Markus Long
Elias Lönnrot Elias Lönnroth
Alasdair MacIntyre Alastair MacIntyre
Kazimir Malevitš
(Казимир Малевич)
Kasimir Malevitš
Kasimir Malevitsh
Eyolf Mattsson Eyolf Mattson
Medeia
(Μήδεια)
Medea
Dmitri Mendelejev
(Дмитрий Менделеев)
Dimitri Mendelejev
Stephenie Meyer Stephanie Meyer
Michelangelo Michaelangelo
François Mitterrand François Miterrand
François Mitterand
Aleksandr Mosolov Aleksandr Molosov
Jan Mukařovský Jan Mukarovsky
Jan Mukarowsky
Jan Mukařowský
Karl Friedrich Hieronymus von Münchhausen Karl Friedrich Hieronymus von Münchausen
Lasse Mårtenson Lasse Mårtensson
Lasse Mortensson
Eimuntas Nekrošius Eimuntas Nekroshius
Eimuntas Nekrosius
Carl Nielsen Carl Nielson
Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietsche
Friedrich Nietzche
Nils Adolf Erik Nordenskiöld Nils Adolf Erik Nordenskjöld
Hugh O’Conor Hugh O’Connor
Päivö Oksala Päiviö Oksala
José Ortega y Gasset Jose Ortega y Gasset
José Ortega Y Gasset
José Ortega y Gassett
Rolf Paqvalin Rolf Pagvalin
Friedrich Paulus Friedrich von Paulus
Charles Sanders Peirce Charles Sanders Pierce
Charles Saunders Peirce
Kimberly Peirce Kimberly Pierce
Maija Plisetskaja
(Майя Плисецкая)
Maja Plisetskaja
Edgar Allan Poe Edgar Allen Poe
Grigori Potjomkin
(Григорий Потёмкин)
Grigori Potemkin
Jemeljan Pugatšov
(Емельян Пугачёв)
Jemeljan Pugatšev
Jemeljan Pugatshev
Hilary Putnam Hillary Putnam
Willard Van Orman Quine Willard van Orman Quine
Willard Van Ormond Quine
Frank Ramsey Frank Ramsay
Condoleezza Rice Condoleeza Rice
Gondoleezza Rice
Gondoleeza Rice
Paul Ricœur Paul Ricouer
David Rockefeller David Rockerfeller
Miklós Rózsa Miklos Rozsa
Miklós Rósza
Andrei Rubljov
(Андрей Рублёв)
Andrei Rublev
Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russel
Hanns Sachs Hans Sachs
George Sanders George Saunders
Jukka-Pekka Saraste Jukka-Pekka Sarasate
Arnold Schwarzenegger (See the list)
Roman Šebrle Roman Sebrle
Roman Seberle
Bryan Singer Brian Singer
Nicolas Slonimsky
(Nikolai Slonimski)
Nicholas Slonimsky
Vladimir Solovjov
(Владимир Соловьёв)
Vladimir Solovjev
Aleksandr Solženitsyn
(Александр Солженицын)
Alexander Solzenitsyn
Aleksander Solzhenitsyn
Susan Sontag Susan Sonntag
Dmitri Šostakovitš
(Дмитрий Шостакович)
Dimitri Šostakovitš
Dmitri Šoštakovitš
Dmitri Sostakovits
Dmitri Shostakovits
Dimitri Shostakovitsh
Britney Spears (See the list)
Iosif Stalin *
(Иосиф Сталин)
Josif Stalin
Josef Stalin
Gertrude Stein Gertrud Stein
Stendhal * Stendahl
Nils-Börje Stormbom Nils-Börje Storbom
Richard Strauss Rikhard Strauss
P. Cornelius Tacitus P. Cornelius Tacticus
Erik Tawaststjerna Erik Tawastjerna
Konstantin Gavrilovitš Trepljov
(Константин Гаврилович Треплёв)
Konstantin Gavrilovitš Treplev
Konstantin Gavrilovitsh Treplev
Saša Tšornyi *
(Саша Чёрный)
Saša Tšernyi
Sasha Tshernyi
Ivan Turgenev
(Иван Тургенев)
Ivan Turgenjev
Alan Turing Alan Turning
Markku Uusipaavalniemi Markku Uuspaavalniemi
Kurt Weill Kurt Weil
Edvard Westermarck Edward Westermarck
Edvard Westermark
Ludwig Wittgenstein Ludvig Wittgenstein
Ludwig von Wittgenstein
Ludwig Wittengenstein
Hugo Wolf Hugo Wolff
Georg Henrik von Wright George Henrik von Wright
Georg Hendrik von Wright
Georg Henrik Von Wright
Ben Zyskowicz (See the list)

 

* = pen name
† = fictitious character

 

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